Ok I have to address this because its just funny to me. I am not the smallest girl in the world or the biggest. I struggle as most do. I also have a very large ...lets just call them Abbott and Lucy, so I tend to have a problem fitting things. I am a 4/6 (once a 0/2) but I get the feeling that even if I walk to Jacksonville for my pageant, that is not happening. I'm a Mom so I'll embrace my curves and hey I earned them or ate my way to them so they all came out of love. I do work out everyday but God, life and hormones have just said to me a 0 was and is no more. I will admit I stare at those jeans as I drink champagne and complain about not fitting into to them but at that point my beer googles are just blaming the jeans. They clearly shrunk in that darn dryer and of course I got taller because they are also now short.
This brings me to SPANX or frankly any garment that restricts. I heard the best quote EVER this week when someone said to me, "who really wants to look like a busted biscuit can!" Truly the best and so true. People have a fascination with garments but we always see them, they add another layer underneath and nothing about them is hot or sexy.....
Don't we all really know that when we push things in they fall out somewhere! AKA the birth of the third boob. We no longer have any stomach when we wear them but suddenly a new rack of fat on our chest appears.
No biscuits for me, carb free diet. LOL
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